Secretary Hoes
Have you ever worked in an office and eyed the secretaries as possible sexual partners? I'm sure you have, but you'd be crazy to make a move on any of them. Instead you should turn your attention to Secretary Hoes, a site that offers you a safe way to express those feelings. Just pretend that these beauties work in your office and are more than happy to service you whenever you need it.
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Secretary Hoes Review
5-February-2009
Freetour offers: Many men dream of fucking a sexy secretary or at least having a gorgeous girl to look at all day long. Most men never get to realize that dream and so they turn to a site like Secretary Hoes, which offers you the opportunity to live vicariously through the lucky male porn stars that get to fuck beautiful women like this all day long. The tour is primarily made up of pictures from the most popular updates with descriptions for each scene thrown in as well.
General impression: Like most men I really dig the secretary look. These babes are undoubtedly gorgeous and watching them get naked and naughty is a real pleasure. It appears as though the picture galleries (I can't speak for the videos) show the girls posing solo in their outfits before they move into naughtier pursuits. I really like that idea as it's a great way to warm up to hardcore sex. After all, once the sucking starts the girl is usually torn out of her secretary's outfit to get fucked.
Bravo's opinion: A membership to Secretary Hoes is actually a membership to the Private Porn Pass network and when you log in that's where you'll be taken. A link to the site you purchased is right at the top of the page so you're only a click away. On the main page you can stop quickly and check out how often the sites are updated. The network sees 5-6 updates per week and Secretary Hoes seems to be updated 1-3 times per month. It's inconsistent but they are still adding fresh content so there's a glimmer of hope.
There are 22 full video scenes at Secretary Hoes and seven of those scenes have accompanying picture galleries. Some of the videos have been broken into multiple parts because they're especially long and because they were trying to pad their update stats a little. They've stopped doing that recently though. Updates are sporadic, as I mentioned, and there doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to which ones get a picture gallery and which ones don't. It's a shame too, because the image sets are pretty awesome. The girls look incredibly hot in the high resolution pictures and they offer a chance to see the ladies pose solo before getting involved in hardcore fucking.
Jordana is a sexy young brunette and her scene comes with a picture gallery and a video. In the picture gallery we get to see her strip from a full skirt suit all the way down to her panties and stockings. Her body is smoking hot and she looks especially attractive in her pink satin bra and panties. In the video we don't see her solo at all. That begins with a guy walking through an office building, searching for her. They start an interview and a few minutes in he opens her shirt and begins sucking her tits. It's absurd, of course, but that's what a porn video is supposed to be. In short, the sets with picture galleries and videos are better.
That's not to say that the sets with just videos are rubbish; far from it in fact. There's a very hot video starring Jamie Brooks that I would recommend to all lovers of hot chicks. Jamie is a busty blonde babe and she's a loyal secretary. When her boss calls her into his office she dutifully goes down on him and once he's hard she climbs into his lap and bounces on his bone just as he requested. She's wearing a black garter belt and stockings throughout the scene and they make her look exceptionally hot. She doesn't need much help in that department but every little thing counts.
There's an interesting scene with Karla Romano. She's a good looking young brunette and her encounter with her boss is a little different because he's about 55 years old. He's got gray hair, a wrinkly, slightly saggy body and a cock that just won't quit. Perhaps he's taking Viagra or something because his meat really pounds her pussy hard. There are a couple of threesomes to enjoy as well. In both of them it's two girls taking on one guy, so I guess he's just lucky enough to have a pair of secretaries working for him. Just imagine having two women willing to satisfy you at any time.
Those sets with image galleries get them in high resolution. The number of pictures varies greatly, from a low of 30 to a high of more than 200. The most recent image gallery additions seem to have the most pictures. Secretary Hoes is about the videos more than anything else though, so let's talk about those. Each scene has been broken into 5-6 parts to ease the download process. Most parts of 50-80mb but the download speeds are lightning fast so it won't take long. They've also made a full length version of each video available for download so if you've got a fast cable connection you can just grab that and have it for your collection.
As I mentioned there are 11 bonus sites that come free with your membership. They cover a variety of themes and fans of hardcore sex and beautiful women will be pleased. Stocking Stars is similar to Secretary Hoes in that the ladies dress in stockings and lingerie. Like Legs offers the same kind of content. Sperm Blasters is all about hot young chicks getting covered in semen and VixenX features some of the planet's hottest porn stars playing with their pussies for the camera. It's a big network, with more than 500 videos available in total.
General impression: Like most men I really dig the secretary look. These babes are undoubtedly gorgeous and watching them get naked and naughty is a real pleasure. It appears as though the picture galleries (I can't speak for the videos) show the girls posing solo in their outfits before they move into naughtier pursuits. I really like that idea as it's a great way to warm up to hardcore sex. After all, once the sucking starts the girl is usually torn out of her secretary's outfit to get fucked.
Bravo's opinion: A membership to Secretary Hoes is actually a membership to the Private Porn Pass network and when you log in that's where you'll be taken. A link to the site you purchased is right at the top of the page so you're only a click away. On the main page you can stop quickly and check out how often the sites are updated. The network sees 5-6 updates per week and Secretary Hoes seems to be updated 1-3 times per month. It's inconsistent but they are still adding fresh content so there's a glimmer of hope.
There are 22 full video scenes at Secretary Hoes and seven of those scenes have accompanying picture galleries. Some of the videos have been broken into multiple parts because they're especially long and because they were trying to pad their update stats a little. They've stopped doing that recently though. Updates are sporadic, as I mentioned, and there doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to which ones get a picture gallery and which ones don't. It's a shame too, because the image sets are pretty awesome. The girls look incredibly hot in the high resolution pictures and they offer a chance to see the ladies pose solo before getting involved in hardcore fucking.
Jordana is a sexy young brunette and her scene comes with a picture gallery and a video. In the picture gallery we get to see her strip from a full skirt suit all the way down to her panties and stockings. Her body is smoking hot and she looks especially attractive in her pink satin bra and panties. In the video we don't see her solo at all. That begins with a guy walking through an office building, searching for her. They start an interview and a few minutes in he opens her shirt and begins sucking her tits. It's absurd, of course, but that's what a porn video is supposed to be. In short, the sets with picture galleries and videos are better.
That's not to say that the sets with just videos are rubbish; far from it in fact. There's a very hot video starring Jamie Brooks that I would recommend to all lovers of hot chicks. Jamie is a busty blonde babe and she's a loyal secretary. When her boss calls her into his office she dutifully goes down on him and once he's hard she climbs into his lap and bounces on his bone just as he requested. She's wearing a black garter belt and stockings throughout the scene and they make her look exceptionally hot. She doesn't need much help in that department but every little thing counts.
There's an interesting scene with Karla Romano. She's a good looking young brunette and her encounter with her boss is a little different because he's about 55 years old. He's got gray hair, a wrinkly, slightly saggy body and a cock that just won't quit. Perhaps he's taking Viagra or something because his meat really pounds her pussy hard. There are a couple of threesomes to enjoy as well. In both of them it's two girls taking on one guy, so I guess he's just lucky enough to have a pair of secretaries working for him. Just imagine having two women willing to satisfy you at any time.
Those sets with image galleries get them in high resolution. The number of pictures varies greatly, from a low of 30 to a high of more than 200. The most recent image gallery additions seem to have the most pictures. Secretary Hoes is about the videos more than anything else though, so let's talk about those. Each scene has been broken into 5-6 parts to ease the download process. Most parts of 50-80mb but the download speeds are lightning fast so it won't take long. They've also made a full length version of each video available for download so if you've got a fast cable connection you can just grab that and have it for your collection.
As I mentioned there are 11 bonus sites that come free with your membership. They cover a variety of themes and fans of hardcore sex and beautiful women will be pleased. Stocking Stars is similar to Secretary Hoes in that the ladies dress in stockings and lingerie. Like Legs offers the same kind of content. Sperm Blasters is all about hot young chicks getting covered in semen and VixenX features some of the planet's hottest porn stars playing with their pussies for the camera. It's a big network, with more than 500 videos available in total.
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Conclusion 75/100
Secretary Hoes is a dream come true for many men. Office drones dream about having a hot young woman working outside their door every day, willing to come in and service them whenever they desire it. Such practices would get you fired if you actually followed through with them, which is why you join a site like this one and download the full length videos and browse the relatively small collection of picture galleries. The one weakness here is the lack of content. They only have 22 videos and you'll soon have watched them all. In that case just turn to the bonus content and start sifting through the large collection of videos available.
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