Fucking The Help

Freetour offers: There's only one page to the Fucking The Help tour, but it's got all the info you're going to need. Most of it is dedicated to explaining the concept of the website. Over on the right hand side of the page you'll find a scrollable window with Latest Updates written above it. Here you'll see scene previews, each with a nice long description. I think clicking on the thumbnail images is supposed to open up a video sample for each scene in that list but it's not currently working it seems. Down to the bottom of the page and you'll find several thumbnails of what appear to be previous Fucking The Help episodes. Each one consists of a thumbnail image, a girl's name and the run-time of the scene.

General impression: I absolutely love the idea for this website. Granted, it's not a new concept, but it's done really well and the girls are so fucking hot. There's just something about the whole idea of fucking a maid that turns me on. Time for me to place an ad in the job classifieds. I think a maid position just opened up at my place! At first glance, it looks like this site has plenty to offer. But does it really deliver?

Bravo's opinion:  I've been hoodwinked! After all the promise of a great idea for a website and an informative tour, I've been let down yet again. The site certainly follows through on its promise about the maid fucking videos, but I feel hugely let down in terms of the amount of volume available inside this website.

Take a look at the tour. See all those thumbnail images down near the bottom of the page? Well they're not even Fucking The Help scenes! Turns out they're bonus videos from a DVD video feed that members get access to. This certainly wasn't mentioned on the tour. In fact, I think the tour implies that those scenes are indeed Fucking The Help scenes.

So in terms of Fucking The Help content, what's actually available? 10 scenes. That's it. There are 10 Fucking The Help episodes to choose from. Just 10! And this is not a new site. The latest scene available was added on June 20, 2006. At the time of this review, it's August 28, 2007. It's a real pity too because like I said I really like the idea behind this website. And the content that is in the member's area looks great. But there's just not enough of it and without any updates this site is just dead in the water, unfortunately.

The member's area actually presents the little amount of content that's available really well. On the main page you're shown the latest update (if you can still call it that) and just below that you'll find the 3 most highly rated scenes out of the archive. And then below that, a few rows of thumbnail images which each link to a page full of content for that particular scene.

On each of these pages you'll find a long description of the scene as well as useful information such as the date the scene was added, the length of the video, the number of photos available in the corresponding picture gallery, the rating for the scene (out of 5 as voted by other members) and of course the option to give your own rating to the scene. Every scene comes with a video trailer which is a nice touch. And you get the choice of either a full-length video file or a series of 3-minute clips. I personally always go with the full-length videos when they're available but the clips are great if you want to jump to a certain part in the scene. What really amazed me, especially for a site that hasn't seen a new update in over a year was the range of video options and the quality available. Members can choose to view each scene in low, medium, high, Super HD or Ultra HD quality. Every option is in Windows Media Video (WMV) format and they're all presented in widescreen for your viewing pleasure.

The low quality videos are 320 x 180 pixels encoded at 400kbps. The medium videos are 512 x 288 pixels and are encoded at 700kbps. This is what makes this site such a pity. We're only up to medium quality and we've already got video quality better than most of what's out there even nowadays! The high quality videos measure 640 x 360 pixels and step the encoding up to an impressive 1000kbps. But now we're getting up into HD territory and this is where stuff really starts to get impressive. The Super HD videos are an impressive 852 x 480 pixels in size and are encoded at nearly 2.0Mbps (1999kbps to be exact). And last but certainly not least are the Ultra HD videos. These videos will leave your mouth watering. They're an absolutely massive 1280 x 720 pixels and are encoded at 4000kbps. We are literally talking about DVD quality stuff here. I know that phrase gets thrown around a lot and it pisses me off too. But this stuff is the real deal.

Besides the amazing quality, the other saving grace of Fucking The Help are the bonuses. There's bonus content and bonus memberships. There's 9 bonus content feeds with everything from public flashing and general hardcore to hypnotized sluts and big cock porn. But the best feed of them all is the Porn DVD Direct feed which will give you access to heaps of full-length DVD titles that you'd otherwise have to get from your local video store or some seedy mail order catalogue. But these feeds pale into insignificance when compared to the bonus websites you'll be getting access to. There's another 12 sites in all, 7 of which are solo girl websites: Brooke Skye, Kat Young, Casey Hays, Samantha Gauge, Lucy Summers, Always Pamela and Faith Belle. On top of that there's Snatches.com, Spank Hut, Crazy Club Chicks, Acme Porn and Just Sluts. So all up you get access to 13 websites for the price of one. The solo girl network of sites in particular is awesome value for money and many of these sites have the same ridiculously high level of quality you'll find inside Fucking The Help. Brooke Skye's website would have to be my personal favorite out of the whole bunch. That girl is gorgeous. Be sure to read our review of her website! You won't be disappointed.