Club Cytherea
If you're a fan of squirting, then surely you already know of Cytherea. After all, they don't call just anybody Queen of Squirting. This girl gushes like no other. If you don't know who Cytherea is, then get yourself a rain coat because you're in for an eye opening experience to say the least!
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Club Cytherea Review
2-February-2009
Freetour offers: There's four pages to the tour but it may as well have just been one. It's all very generic and there's not a great deal of information available. The gist of it is that Cytherea is quite the squirter and you'll find plenty of pictures and videos inside to prove it. Why they couldn't fit all that on one page I do not know! There is a video trailer on the second tour but it's tiny and the quality isn't very good. Thankfully, it's not a representation of the quality you can expect to find inside the member's area! It would have been nice if the tour had some quality sample videos and some full-sized pictures rather than a bunch of thumbnail images. It's a pity that this tour does no justice at all to just how hot this teen squirt queen really is!
General impression: When a girl can squirt the way Cytherea can squirt, she's always going to be in demand. There's a reason no squirting site is complete without Cytherea pictures and/or videos in their archives. She's simply the best squirter around. The fact that she's gorgeous as hell doesn't hurt either. But I've got to say that my first impression of this site is not exactly what I was hoping for. The tour left me pretty underwhelmed and a quick glance inside the member's area didn't improve matters any either. Let's hope things improve.
Bravo's opinion: The site does actually look promising when you log in for the first time. That only makes the fact that it sucks all the more annoying. Because it looks like there is potential. I mean you've got a decent member's area design. It's very well laid out. And on top of that you've got pictures and videos of (in my opinion) the hottest squirter on the internet. What could go wrong?
Volume. There's simply not enough content featuring Cytherea to justify this membership. Currently the archive of videos features 34 scenes. Sure, it's not a huge archive but 34 videos could be forgiven. That is if the site was just a few months old. The problem is that Club Cytherea has been open for a long time and in my opinion having just 34 videos available simply isn't good enough. The image gallery is even more shallow with just 21 galleries showing off Cytherea and 5 more without her (featuring her friends).
I did a little bit of sleuthing around the net and was able to get a rough idea of how much content was available on the website at any given time. It seems as though only a couple of new video scenes have been added since the end of 2006 (as of August 27, 2007). So things in the updates department aren't looking particularly good. The final nail in the coffin for me was Cytherea's last update to her member's area diary. It was on June 14, 2006. At the time of this review, that was already well over a year ago!
If you're still reading this, then all I can say is that you're a sucker for punishment. I guess we may as well go into the technical specifications of the videos while we're at it. Every video is available in Windows Media Video (WMV) format, but some are available in both WMV and QuickTime (MOV). The QuickTime videos are just 400 x 300 pixels in size and are encoded at 500kbps. The WMV files have a better resolution measuring in at 640 x 480 pixels. These videos are encoded at 964kbps. Typically the video scenes run for about 15 to 20 minutes each.
I was especially disappointed in the picture archive. These snaps measure just 800 x 532 pixels in size and they do this gorgeous girl no justice at all. There's no downloadable zips or slide shows or any feature at all. As I mentioned already there's 21 Cytherea galleries available. You can expect to find between 80 and 90 pictures in each.
Probably the only thing worth writing home about with this membership is the bonus access you'll get to a number of other websites. There's 12 in all which means you end up getting access to 13 websites for the price of one. But obviously if you have Cytherea on your mind then bonus access to a bunch of other sites isn't going to be particularly tempting. But if you're just into general hardcore fucking, then maybe you should pay close attention to the next paragraph.
The available sites are XXX Movie Files (501 scenes), Global Pornstars (83 scenes), Blonde Bangers (160 scenes), Busty Cafe (238 scenes), Internal Violations (70 scenes), Honey Chest (52 scenes), POV Fantasy (35 scenes), 2 Dicks In 1 Chick (66 scenes), All Anal XXX (162 scenes), Bikini Dream, Solo Stunners and Pussy Chompers.
General impression: When a girl can squirt the way Cytherea can squirt, she's always going to be in demand. There's a reason no squirting site is complete without Cytherea pictures and/or videos in their archives. She's simply the best squirter around. The fact that she's gorgeous as hell doesn't hurt either. But I've got to say that my first impression of this site is not exactly what I was hoping for. The tour left me pretty underwhelmed and a quick glance inside the member's area didn't improve matters any either. Let's hope things improve.
Bravo's opinion: The site does actually look promising when you log in for the first time. That only makes the fact that it sucks all the more annoying. Because it looks like there is potential. I mean you've got a decent member's area design. It's very well laid out. And on top of that you've got pictures and videos of (in my opinion) the hottest squirter on the internet. What could go wrong?
Volume. There's simply not enough content featuring Cytherea to justify this membership. Currently the archive of videos features 34 scenes. Sure, it's not a huge archive but 34 videos could be forgiven. That is if the site was just a few months old. The problem is that Club Cytherea has been open for a long time and in my opinion having just 34 videos available simply isn't good enough. The image gallery is even more shallow with just 21 galleries showing off Cytherea and 5 more without her (featuring her friends).
I did a little bit of sleuthing around the net and was able to get a rough idea of how much content was available on the website at any given time. It seems as though only a couple of new video scenes have been added since the end of 2006 (as of August 27, 2007). So things in the updates department aren't looking particularly good. The final nail in the coffin for me was Cytherea's last update to her member's area diary. It was on June 14, 2006. At the time of this review, that was already well over a year ago!
If you're still reading this, then all I can say is that you're a sucker for punishment. I guess we may as well go into the technical specifications of the videos while we're at it. Every video is available in Windows Media Video (WMV) format, but some are available in both WMV and QuickTime (MOV). The QuickTime videos are just 400 x 300 pixels in size and are encoded at 500kbps. The WMV files have a better resolution measuring in at 640 x 480 pixels. These videos are encoded at 964kbps. Typically the video scenes run for about 15 to 20 minutes each.
I was especially disappointed in the picture archive. These snaps measure just 800 x 532 pixels in size and they do this gorgeous girl no justice at all. There's no downloadable zips or slide shows or any feature at all. As I mentioned already there's 21 Cytherea galleries available. You can expect to find between 80 and 90 pictures in each.
Probably the only thing worth writing home about with this membership is the bonus access you'll get to a number of other websites. There's 12 in all which means you end up getting access to 13 websites for the price of one. But obviously if you have Cytherea on your mind then bonus access to a bunch of other sites isn't going to be particularly tempting. But if you're just into general hardcore fucking, then maybe you should pay close attention to the next paragraph.
The available sites are XXX Movie Files (501 scenes), Global Pornstars (83 scenes), Blonde Bangers (160 scenes), Busty Cafe (238 scenes), Internal Violations (70 scenes), Honey Chest (52 scenes), POV Fantasy (35 scenes), 2 Dicks In 1 Chick (66 scenes), All Anal XXX (162 scenes), Bikini Dream, Solo Stunners and Pussy Chompers.
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Conclusion 70/100
Bonus access or not, this site just doesn't cut it as far as I'm concerned. I'd hesitate even recommending the trial as it's quite an expensive one (nearly 10 bucks for 5 days of access). Instead, I'd recommend you check out some of our reviews of other squirting websites such as Squirting 101, Squirt Hunter and See Her Squirt. In fact, all three of those websites have videos featuring the lovely Cytherea. And a couple of them have her appearing a few times! If squirting is what you're into, then I'd definitely suggest you check out some of the sites I just mentioned. If it's a hot solo girl you're looking for I'd recommend you check out some of the well known solo-girl sites we've reviewed such as Brandi Belle, Brooke Skye, Jordan Capri and Lia 19. Those would have to be some of my personal favorite solo-girl sites. Enjoy!
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