Cable Guy Sex

Cable Guy Sex is a reality porn site where technical support takes on a whole new twist. They come over to help these damsels in distress with their cable TV, internet and phone problems and wind up helping them out with some more important issues. Like a serious lack of cock!

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Cable Guy Sex Review

Freetour offers: On the free tour you'll find heaps of scene previews. Each one of these includes one large picture and three smaller thumbnail images. There's a big paragraph of text which describes the scene and you'll also find a link to a preview trailer for each scene listed on the tour. I'd definitely recommend checking out the trailer so you can see the level of quality available inside the member's area. When you click the preview trailer link, a new window will open. Be sure to double click the video or click the “go full screen” link below the player so you can see how good the quality of these videos really is. Also take note that the tour says all the content within the member's area is fully exclusive. And last but not lease, I'd encourage you to take a look at the join page. Below the join form, you'll find details of the 79+ bonus websites you'll receive access to when joining Cable Sex Guy. Any many of them just like Cable Sex Guy feature high quality high-definition videos.

General impression: It's no different than the handyman scenario. It's certainly not a unique idea. But there's a reason this same story has been re-hashed time and time again over the years: we love it! I personally love a good ol' fashion cheesy porn plot. And given the popularity of these sorts of websites, there's a pretty good chance you do too. Especially if you've read this far!

Bravo's opinion:  I simply love the design of the Cable Guy Sex member's area. In particular, I like the way they present the content. This is high quality stuff, so rather than depicting each scene by some tiny little thumbnail image, each scene is listed with a larger than usual image measuring 450 x 250 pixels. It just means you can see more clearly what the scene is all about at a quick glance. And it just looks a lot better, too.

Below each scene you'll see the name of the girl and cable guy along with the date the scene was added to the member's area. You'll also find links to the three video options available: HD, Standard.Clicking on any of these links will pop up a new window with an embedded Windows Media or QuickTime player. But don't worry, there's a link below the player which gives you the option to right-click and save the file to your hard drive. It is a little frustrating that you have to pop-up a new window to reach this link, though!

The number of scenes and the update schedule of this site is what really disappoints me. At first glance, it looks great. There are four pages of updates. But then you notice that each of the videos are not actually a full-length scene. Instead, they've broken every scene up into 3 pieces.This wouldn't be so bad if the site was updated with a new scene each week and split it up into three separate updates over the week. But only one new video is added per week. What this means is that it will take 3 weeks until an entire scene has been added to the member's area!

There is some light at the end of the tunnel, though. I already mentioned at the start of this review about the bonus access members would receive to over 79 other adult websites. Of these, the other HD sites are by far the most impressive and include: Anal Hell, Busty Solos, Ebony Addiction, Just Legal Babes, Lucky Lesbians, New Solos, Oriental Orgy, Sex Toy Teens, Simple Fucks, Slutty Gaggers, Slutty Squirters, Teenage Whores and Tempting Trannys. Members will also receive access to 7 solo girl websites: Want Wendy, Naughty Nati, All About Ashley, Jenny Heart, Hot Haley, Sara Sexton and Solo Sydney. And then there's this group of reality websites: Suck Me Bitch, Her 1st Anal, Tranny Trouble, Man Hunter, Gay Hitchhiker, Pimp 4 A Day, Super Twink, Video Seekers and Sugar Mamas. There are a whole bunch of other websites which are simply chocked full of picture and video feeds.

The advantage of having access to so many websites is obvious. Firstly you get access to a much larger archive of content without having to pay any extra membership fees. But don't forget that you'll also be getting access to a lot more content, too. With all of the HD sites updating weekly with a new scene (or at least part of a new scene), you'll have something new waiting for you every time you login.

So what about video quality? So many sites make claims of DVD quality and HD specs these days and let's face it: most don't deliver. Cable Guy Sex and the other HD websites in the network however, do. HD videos are presented in WMV format and measure an amazing 1280 x 720 pixels in size. That's a genuine 16:9 aspect ratio! They're encoded at an impressive 1996kbps (nearly 2.0Mbps). These videos are huge and appear crystal clear. The standard resolution WMV videos measure just 380 x 214 pixels and honestly aren't worth the time it takes to download them. Besides, why on earth would you join a high def website and download videos as small as those? Stick with the HD files. Trust me.

Each scene is accompanied by high quality image gallery. The resolution of these images certainly isn't disappointing. They're about average measuring in at 1024 x 685 pixels. But given the massive resolutions of the video, I was kind of expecting something above average from the picture galleries too. Expect to find at least 115 pictures per gallery.

Cable Guy Sex Site Facts

  • Pictures
  • 20 Galleries
  • Videos
  • 45 Galleries
  • 1280x720 pixels Windows 2000 Kbps (downloadable)
  • 1280x720 pixels MPEG4 2000 Kbps (downloadable)
  • 1280x720 pixels Flash 0 Kbps
  • Multi-Bandwidth: Yes
  • DRM: No
  • Exclusive
  • All content is exclusive
  • Updates
  • Weekly
  • Cost
  • Trial: $1.85 3 days, recurs $39.98/mo
  • Monthly: $29.99 1 month
  • Billing
  • CCBill
  • Credit Card
Conclusion 79/100

It's a great idea with fantastic high quality content. But this site is let down by it's small archive and unusual update schedule. If it weren't for the bonus access to all the other HD websites, I'd have a very hard time recommending this membership. It's certainly worth checking out at the very least. Enjoy!

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