Top Notch Bitches is the brainchild of one of the web's hottest pornstars: Gina Lynn. What most people don't know is that she's also been a director since 2004. And this website is filled with her creations. When she's in front of the camera, Gina gives it everything she's got and you can expect nothing less from the girls she shoots.
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Content Quality: 16.8 / 20
Quantity/Volume: 16.5 / 20
Updates Frequency: 12.0 / 20
Value for Money: 15.5 / 20
Reviewer Opinion: 16.0 / 20

76/100

Top Notch Bitches

Top Notch Bitches Site Facts

Pictures 5 Galleries	Videos 78 Galleries 450x300 pixels Windows 1000 Kbps (downloadable) DRM: No
Exclusive All content is exclusive	Updates No updates
Cost Monthly: $29.95 1 month Multi-Mo: $59.95 3 month	Billing CCBill, Netbilling Credit Card

Top Notch Bitches Review

Freetour offers: The free tour has several pages of scene previews. Each of these previews is made up of 7 thumbnail images along with a paragraph of text about the scene, the name of the girl appearing in the scene and of course a link to a video trailer. I'd highly recommend browsing the pages of the tour to see the kind of thing you can expect once you're inside. But don't forget to check out the details about the Meat Members network. I'll talk more about it later on in the review, but you can get a preview of the entire network by clicking the “sites” link in the Meat Members navigation bar at the very top of the Top Notch Bitches tour page. You'll find some information at the bottom of the tour page and join page, but nothing as detailed as that sites page.

General impression: I've been a Gina Lynn fan for as long as I've known about her. When I found out she was directing porn and there was a site filled with her work, I was extremely excited. And after browsing the tour at great length and spending just a few minutes in the member's area so far, I can say I'm thoroughly impressed with what I'm seeing. But I didn't expect anything less. Let's get in there and take a more in-depth look.

Bravo's opinion: I'm not a huge fan of the member's area design. It just strikes me as being a bit cluttered. When you arrive in the member's area, you actually arrive in the network member's area. And it's just a bit all over the place. But thankfully there's a quick jump drop down menu near the top of the page so you can quickly jump to the site you're interested in visiting.

The Top Notch Bitches area is laid out with the four most recent updates featured near the top of the page. Each of these is shown with 3 thumbnail images. To the right, you'll find the four most highly rated scenes in the member's area. And below, another 16 videos, each dated along with the girl's name. Below these are links to more archive pages.

At the time of writing this review (August 2008), the Top Notch Bitches member's area contained an impressive collection of 78 scenes. Unfortunately it's been close to a year since the site was last updated. Up until then, it had been updating weekly. I wouldn't hold my breath for any future updates. But that's the advantage of the Meat Members network. Just because this particular website isn't updating doesn't mean you don't have thousands of other existing scenes to enjoy and dozens of updates each month.

The majority of scenes feature Gina Lynn's favorite girls. But there are a few scenes where the lovely lady herself is the center of attention. You'll certainly recognize a lot of names when browsing through the archives. I'm looking at pictures and videos of Lauren Phoenix, Deja Daire Jayna Oso, Nautica Thorn, Eva Angelina and Amber Peach (in the same scene), Lanny Barbie, Belladonna, Penny Flame and Trina Michaels just to name a few.

Scenes generally run for around the typical time. Anywhere between 20 and 35 minutes. The most frustrating thing about this website is the lack of a single video file for each scene. Instead, the scenes are split up into clips that are around 5 minutes each in length. All the clips are available in two different quality options in two different formats: low or high quality WMV or MPEG. The high quality videos measure 450 x 300 pixels and the high quality WMV files are encoded at over 1300kbps. They don't look too bad, but they're fairly average by today's standards. I wouldn't even bother with the lower quality option if I were you. These videos are just 360 x 240 pixels in size and the WMV files are encoded at a paltry 600kbps. As to whether or not you should go for the WMV or MPEG files; it's no question. The WMV files look better and the file size is smaller. Better quality and a faster download. What more could you ask for?

There are two types of picture content available. There are the so called high resolution photos and the screencaps. The high resolution photos, while looking great, are not high-res. They're measure just 900 x 600 pixels. The screencaps are stills taken from video shoots and as such don't look particularly good. They're blurry and quite pixelated. Both are available to be downloaded in ZIP archives for easy offline browsing.

Probably the best thing about this membership is the bonus access. That's not to belittle this individual website, but the porn inside Top Notch Bitches is fairly standard. And the fact is that if you like what you see on the Top Notch Bitches tour, then you're going to love the rest of the network too. Because most of the girls in these scenes are featured pretty heavily throughout the network. The other sites in the network are: Ass 2 Mouth Sluts, Altered Assholes, Anal Cum Junkies, Anal Lick Fest, Anarchy Archives, Banzai Sluts, Black Addiction, Black Attack Gangbang, Black Crack Addicts, Blowjob Quickies, Cat Fight Gang Bang, Chix In The Mix, Cock Brutality, Cream Filled Babez, Cum Farters, Cum Filled Mouths, Dirty Fuck Dolls, Double Dip'er, Drool My Load, Facial Cum Targets, Frank Wank, Gagging Whores, Hellfire Sex, Meatholes, Midnight Prowl, My Wife's Friends, No Cum Dodging Allowed, Nut In Her Mouth, Nuts On Sluts, Oral Cum Queens, Pervert Paradise, Pimp Juice XXX, Porn Jackass, POV Casting Couch, POV Pervert, Real MILF Gangbang, Riot Whores, Rusty Trombone, Squirt Bukkake, Squirtaholics, Tease It Out, Teen Slam, White Meat On Black Street and Whorgies. There's a lot of variety in there, but straight up hardcore does feature quite a bit.

Conclusion: 76/100
This is not the kind of website you evaluate on its own merit. Because the network access is such a big part of what you're paying for. On its own, with the lack of updates, it probably doesn't measure up. I mean the content is hot but a site that no longer updates is dead in the water. But the network access sees to that. There's going to be new porn waiting for you from at least one of the websites in the network nearly every single day. I don't think anybody in their right mind is going to complain about that. My opinion? Top Notch Bitches and the Meat Members network will definitely keep you entertained for many months to come if you decide to join. Enjoy!