The Minion is a fat guy who loves food and fucking girls that want to be pornstars and sometimes pornstars, too. This site offers some very kinky and unique scenes that get quite wet and messy and feature some exciting hardcore action with hot girls. Updates are made weekly.
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Content Quality: 17.0 / 20
Quantity/Volume: 16.0 / 20
Updates Frequency: 16.0 / 20
Value for Money: 15.0 / 20
Reviewer Opinion: 16.0 / 20

80/100

The Minion

The Minion Site Facts

Pictures 123 Galleries High Resolution: Yes ZIP Files: Yes	Videos 133 Galleries 640x360 pixels Windows 1500 Kbps (downloadable) 700x500 pixels Flash 0 Kbps Full Scenes: Yes Multi-Bandwidth: Yes Video Captures: Yes DRM: No
Exclusive All content is exclusive	Updates Weekly
Cost Monthly: $29.99 1 month Multi-Mo: $59.99 3 month	Billing CCBill, Epoch Credit Card Online Check

The Minion Review

The Minion is also known as Sleazy D, a perfect name for this fat, lazy, porn loving slob of a man. There's a lot of humor in these scenes and Sleazy D really hams it on. He cracks jokes and talks about the good he loves so that often by the time the hot pornstar or amateur girl has come onto the scene he's already have covered in his own filth from eating. The scenes remain quite wet and messy in many cases. The girls usually make fun of his rather small cock but that doesn't stop them from sucking it and riding him until he cums in their pretty faces.

I was surprised by how many hot pornstars Sleazy D has got it on with. I saw Tory Lane, Luscious Lopez and Veronica Rayne to name just a few. These girls, whether amateur or pornstars, are all as sick and nasty as The Minion himself. They lick his ass, suck his cock and get fucked. Sometimes they humiliate him or show food in his face, too.

At the time of my visit there were a total of 133 movies online. Needless to say all of these are 100% exclusive to the site and you won't find them anywhere else online. You can download them in Windows Media files that offer a great quality playback. You'll have a few options in that format: full length movies in two quality settings (high and med); a series of 3 long-ish clips; and a series of 12+ very short clips. There is also a streaming Flash video you can play right in the browser.

Movies all come with photo galleries. You'll find vidcaps, “Hi-Rez Pics” and “4-Panel Pics” options. The first are just digital stills from the movies that are mediocre quality. The second are large and crisp pictures that look fantastic. The third are just what they sound like: four pictures of a series together in one large image file. These are made from the digital stills and are often blurry or at best mediocre in quality.

New scenes are uploaded weekly just as they have been now for almost two years. The site is always growing and only gets better with time. As a bonus you get access to several other porn sites, too. They include Wife Writing, Candy Monroe, Blacks On Blondes, Cum Bang and Glory Hole to name just a few.

Conclusion: 80/100
The Minion is unique, funny and fill with some great hardcore and wet and messy fetish porn. The site is massive and grows larger each week. With a boat load of additional porn thrown in for free as well this is a great deal for fans of the sort of porn the Minion specializes in.