Swirlie Girls is quite literally about both, mixed together in extreme porn movies and photos. Here gorgeous and mostly European girls are interviewed, stripped and taken into the bathroom to have their faces fucked, their heads flushed in the toilet and then covered in messy loads of man spunk.
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  • Content Quality: 19.0 / 20
  • Quantity/Volume: 15.0 / 20
  • Updates Frequency: 14.0 / 20
  • Value for Money: 14.0 / 20
  • Reviewer Opinion: 16.0 / 20
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Swirlie Girls Site Facts

  • Pictures
  • 27 Galleries
  • Videos
  • 35 Galleries
  • 1920x1080 pixels Windows 5000 Kbps (downloadable)
  • 960x540 pixels Quicktime 1500 Kbps (downloadable)
  • 640x480 pixels Flash 0 Kbps
  • Full Scenes: Yes
  • Multi-Bandwidth: Yes
  • DRM: No
  • Exclusive
  • All content is exclusive
  • Updates
  • Monthly
  • Cost
  • Trial: $4.90 2 days Trial (rebills at $36.90)
  • Monthly: $34.90 30 days
  • Multi-Mo: $78.90 90 days
  • Billing
  • CCBill, Epoch
  • Credit Card 900 #, Online Check, Postal Mail

Swirlie Girls Review

When you see the graphics and thumbnails in the SwirlieGirls members area there will be little doubt they take their toilet-torture quite seriously. These babes get flushed and flushed again, some more than a dozen times, which leaves them red-faced, out of breath and drenched with water. The humiliating act paired with very intense face fucking, hungry cum-lusting blowjobs and disgracefully messy facials that end each scene is just perfect.

The only downer here is the inconsistent updates. The site has been online since 2008 and in that time has only mustered together a collection of 35 movies and 27 photo galleries. The rate of updates is consistent but can land anywhere from a couple to over 14 days.

If they’re a little sporadic with the updates, at least what they add is really sensational stuff. All movies average around 20 to 30 minutes long and can be downloaded in a multi-bandwidth Windows Media files. The best will offer a 1900x1080 HD playback that is simply stunning. There are now MP4 files to grab as well, which also have a large and crisp playback. These are optimized for use on iPods and PSPs. Those that prefer streaming movies can fire up the in-browser Flash videos that look great.

Scenes start with an interview before heading into the toilet where things immediately pick up in intensity. The girls love every minute of having their faces forced into the porcelain thrown, but are ultimately most eager for the big hard cock they’re being served. Throat fucking is the only way to describe it.

There are a total of 27 photo galleries at the time of my visit. These are sets that average about 150 regular-res pictures each. They look good but aren’t terribly impressive either. You can browse through them online or download them in a zip file.

As a bonus members get free access to the entire Hardcore Network. These include similarly extreme and quirky porn sites like Ass Smoothie, Attack My Ass and Cum Is Good to name just a few.

Conclusion: 78/100
The intense face fucking, toilet flushing and facializing action at Swirlie Girls is a real blast. Fans of extreme porn with a quirky flourish will love this site and the bonus sites that come with membership. I highly recommend it if you’re into that sort of thing.

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