Shocking Celeb Video

As inundated as we are everyday by the revelation of a new celebrity sex tape surfacing on the internet and bringing fake shame to our most famous starlets, it’s a bit of a misnomer to call these videos “shocking” anymore. They’ve been with us for a long while, and it’s not likely we’ll see the last of them anytime soon. The slight inaccuracy of the website’s name aside, Shocking Celeb Videos is a tremendous resource for all the celebrity porn you could watch in a lifetime. All of the greatest hits are here, including the Pamela Anderson-Tommy Lee video, Paris Hilton’s many, many dirty romps, Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and super hot British goddess Keeley Hazel of Page 3 fame.

In addition to all of the stars you know and love, this extensive archive contains video and photos of hundreds of lesser-known hotties from all around the world. Ever wondered about that random beauty who seduces and fucks Bruce Willis in the 1994 thriller “Color of the Night”? That’s Jane March, and you’ll find all of her sex clips here. Shocking Celeb Video also offers a brief biography of each of the women on the site, which gives it a bit of a personal touch. It’s nice to know where these women are from, their birth dates, hometowns, and claims to fame. It makes them seem a bit more real, rather than them remaining wholly inaccessible to average folks like us.

While the sheer amount of content here is great, the quality of the photos and videos leaves something to be desired. We shouldn’t expect super high-quality from homemade sex tapes, and most of them are at least good enough to see all the naughty bits and hear some surprisingly dirty pillow talk. But it would have been nice if the film clips and photographs were posted in high-resolution. It’s frustrating to look at Jenna Jameson’s amazing tits only to see that they’re fuzzy around the edges, or to catch a glimpse of Denise Richard’s sideboob in a poorly-lit, low-pixilated photo. Another frustration is that there is no option to zip download any of the photo sets, so saving them all will take a lot of time.