The guys at Limo Patrol know how much of a pussy magnet a limo can be. Women are attracted to wealth. They use that to their advantage. You won't believe how quickly these sluts will give it up just ‘cause they think a guy has some money behind him.
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  • Content Quality: 15.5 / 20
  • Quantity/Volume: 16.0 / 20
  • Updates Frequency: 12.0 / 20
  • Value for Money: 15.0 / 20
  • Reviewer Opinion: 18.0 / 20
76/100
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Limo Patrol Site Facts

  • Pictures
  • 21 Galleries
  • Videos
  • 21 Galleries
  • 640x480 pixels Windows 2000 Kbps (downloadable)
  • 320x240 pixels iPod/PSP 800 Kbps (downloadable)
  • 640x480 pixels MPEG 2000 Kbps (downloadable)
  • Multi-Bandwidth: Yes
  • DRM: No
  • Exclusive
  • All content is exclusive
  • Updates
  • No updates
  • Cost
  • Trial: $1.00 3 days
  • Monthly: $38.80 1 month
  • Multi-Mo: $58.80 3 month
  • Billing
  • Epoch, Independent Merchant
  • Credit Card 900 #, Online Check

Limo Patrol Review

Freetour offers: The free tour for Limo Patrol is your typical video tour. There are two pages to the tour, each of which contains 3 previews. Each preview is made up of one large image, which is accompanied by four smaller thumbnail images. You'll also get a description of the scene as well as a link to a preview video. Each also contains handy information such as the name of the girl, the number of pictures available and the run time of the video. The join page is also well worth checking out. Go and have a look to see what I'm talking about. That's one hell of a bonus!

General impression: I like the idea. It's almost like a classier version of Bang Bus. These horny sluts get picked up and fucked right there in the limo by one or sometimes two guys. They usually end up back at someone's apartment where the fucking continues. The idea is very simple and it's been done before, but it's done particularly well inside Limo Patrol. I can't wait to check out some more!

Bravo's opinion:  What I like about the Limo Patrol member's area is the simplicity of it. You won't have to wade through pages of complicated navigation to get to the action. There is only one page to the member's area. And on that page, you'll find row after row of thumbnail images. Beside each thumbnail is the name of the girl featured in the scene as well as a truncated scene description. You'll be able to read the full description once you click on the thumbnail image which will take you to the page with all the content relating to that scene including the picture gallery and the videos.

At the time of writing this review (March 30 2010), there were 21 full-length scenes available inside the Limo Patrol member's area. That might not sound like a great deal, but Limo Patrol is a fucking hard website. And trust me, I've been in the other websites operated by the folks behind Limo Patrol and their archives have been substantial. All Limo Patrol needs is some time and its archive will be pretty huge. But don't worry; you'll be getting great value for money in the meantime anyways. I'll explain more about that later, though.

A typical Limo Patrol episode is about 1 hour long, which is impressive. The reason the scenes are longer than most porn site episodes is that it's really two scenes in one. The girl gets picked up and fucked in the limo, which is almost an entire scene in itself. But then she gets taken back to an apartment and the fucking continues.

There are as many picture galleries as there are video galleries because each scene has a matching video and picture gallery. I don't have time to go and count every picture in each gallery, but you can safely assume to find at least 100 pictures in each gallery. That's being extremely conservative, though. Galleries seem to go as high as about 185 pictures. The resolution of the pictures is a little disappointing, measuring just 800 x 533 pixels, but it's not really an issue. The videos are the main attraction inside the Limo Patrol website.

Speaking of which! You get two options when it comes to watching the videos. You get one-minute clips and five-minute clips. The one-minute clips are available in MPEG format in both low and high quality. The low quality option comes in at just 320 x 240 pixels in size, which is absolutely terrible. The high quality MPEG option is a much more reasonable 640x480, but even that is a little on the average side. The best option available is the high quality large clip option. The resolution of these videos bumps up to an impressive 720x548 pixels. The large clips are available in Windows Media Video (WMV) format and are encoded at about 2000kbps.

I know what you're thinking. 21 scenes is not a lot of content. Value for money is certainly going to be something that's on your mind right now. But if you check out the join page, you'll see one hell of a bonus that should put your mind at ease about that. By joining Limo Patrol, you're actually joining a network of 35 reality websites. Currently, across the archive, there are 1751 full-length exclusive scenes available. And you get access to the archives and updates of all 35 of these websites for the price of just one. Still don't think this membership is great value for money? The other websites you'll be receiving access to (including the number of scenes currently available in each) are: Teen Hitchhiker's, Cheerleader Auditions, Right Off The Boat, Latina Caliente, Slut Seekers, Big Tit Bangers, MILF Cruiser, Big Sausage Pizza, Hardcore Partying, 2 Chicks 1 Dick, Girls Hunting Girls, Eat My Black Meat, Nude Beach House and Euro Bride Tryout.

The best thing about access to so many websites is not just access to the archives, but also to the updates. Because there are so many websites, you get updates all the time. In the last week alone there have been new scenes added not just to Limo Patrol, but also to Big Sausage Pizza, Slut Seeker, MILF Cruiser and Big Tit Bangers. How many memberships have you seen where you can get 4 or 5 brand new full-length and exclusive videos in a single week? Not very many, I'd guess.

Conclusion: 76/100
The only negative things you could possibly say about this website would be the fact that there isn't a single full-length video file for each scene and that the pictures could be larger. Any doubts about value for money should have been swept aside once you'd learnt about the bonus access to 35 websites. The size of the archive you get access to in this network as well as the massive number of updates is simply fantastic. The price is a little high, approaching 40 dollars per month. But trust me, this is a membership you're going to have for a while, so I'd suggest shelling out the extra few bucks initially and getting the 3 month membership instead. It may be a little bit more expensive at first, but you'll just about half the monthly price of your membership. Highly recommended. Enjoy!

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