Heavy Knockers

Freetour offers: This is the kind of tour that you see on those so called “mega sites” that actually offer very little content. They've got a few pictures of chicks with big tits and then a lot of text about how much great stuff there is inside. There's a small sample gallery of ten pictures featuring a hot blonde in red lingerie and a red headband. She looks good and her tits look nice, but those pictures were taken twenty years ago. They also promise more than 100,000 videos, so you know something fishy is going on here.

General impression: I'm disheartened by the tour. I've never seen a tour like this turn into a good site, mostly because if they've got good stuff inside then they want to show it off. Other than the sample galleries featuring ancient pictures there's not much to see here so I'm not sure what to expect inside. I'd be lying if I said I was excited, but I'm certainly curious about what they've got going on.

Bravo's opinion:  As it turns out the tour is just really poorly put together. The member's area looks completely different and features actual content that's worth downloading. They don't have anywhere near 100,000 videos (it's more like 30) but there's value to be had here. The fun kicks off with the latest update, this time featuring blonde hottie Anna Nova. In fact, that's the last update this site will ever see. It's been several weeks since a new video was added and they used to update every day, so it's all over.

30 videos is all there is to see here (aside from the bonus content). They're all full length clips of hardcore sex and all the chicks have big tits, which is pretty nice. They're generally not the enormous breasts you were promised on the tour. Instead, they're typical porn stars breasts in the large but not comically large range. They also have picture galleries and a fair amount of bonus content to browse through.

All the videos are listed on the same page and for each there's a small thumbnailed photo and the date on which the video was added. Most of the pictures have a shot of the girl's tits so at least you know what size you're getting. When you pick a video you're whisked away to a separate page where you'll see that each scene has been broken into multiple parts to make downloading a little easier. For each separate part they provide four screenshots so you'll have some idea of what you're downloading. It's fairly well implemented.

You can download or stream the videos, although I'd always recommend downloading. If you happen to love a scene you can just keep it forever. The movies are generally 10-30 minutes long, but there are a few that stretch close to 40 minutes. At that length the action gets kind of repetitive, but sometimes it's just nice to stare at a chick's big tits for 40 minutes.

Most scenes here at HeavyKnockers feature blowjobs, handjobs and titty fucking. That's a theme that should probably have been explained on the tour, because it's not for everyone. They shoot each scene carefully so that you'll generally have a great view of the model's breasts while she's sucking her man off or stroking his length. It's also pretty great watching a busty slut use her tits to stroke that same cock and as you might expect each scene ends with a tasty cumshot upon those very breasts.

The single biggest weakness of the videos is the quality of the videos. They run at 352x240, which isn't quite good enough. You can't run them full screen without losing significant quality, but if you double the size they'll still look pretty good because the bit rate is high enough. I wish they had simply made two versions of each scene available, especially since I know it's not difficult to do. Offering only a low resolution clip seems like nothing but a way to save money on bandwidth.

My favorite scene stars busty porn star Houston. She's on her knees in front of a guy and she's giving him a hot handjob. I like the scene because Houston is such an unbelievable beauty and because she's got huge tits that still look good on her body. She's also got these great lips that were totally meant for sucking cock. They're all glossy and sexy in the scene you'll find yourself wishing she would just lean down and take the guy's dick in between them, which is actually pretty cool. Eventually she gets him to cum on her tits and it's very hot.

If you like picture galleries they've got plenty of those here at Heavy Knockers. There are well over 2,000 galleries available to members in several different categories. You've got ethnic, fetish, hardcore, Latina, lesbians, mature and teens. Among those categories you'll find subcategories, so they've pretty much got everything covered. Unfortunately, they don't have a separate category for chicks with big tits so you'll have to dig around a bit if you're looking for well endowed honeys. Given the volume and quality of the images I think it's worth searching.

Heavy Knockers is also heavy on bonus content. Chief among that content is the eight bonus sites with downloadable videos. There are two lesbian sites, two mature babe sites (including the very hot GrandmaIsASlut) and a tasty Latina site. Each is designed in the same basic way so you'll feel right at home as soon as you open the page. You can also browse through the leased streaming feeds, of which there are 40+. They offer more content than any reasonable person could actually watch, which is part of their charm. The Hustler content is the best, so check it out if you get a chance.