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  • Content Quality: 18.5 / 20
  • Quantity/Volume: 17.5 / 20
  • Updates Frequency: 5.0 / 20
  • Value for Money: 16.0 / 20
  • Reviewer Opinion: 17.5 / 20
74/100
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Fucking Robots Site Facts

  • Pictures
  • 53 Galleries
  • Videos
  • 46 Galleries
  • 640x480 pixels Windows 1000 Kbps (downloadable)
  • 480x360 pixels MPEG 1400 Kbps (downloadable)
  • DRM: No
  • Exclusive
  • All content is exclusive
  • Updates
  • No updates
  • Cost
  • Trial: $4.99 2 Day Trial
  • Monthly: $24.99 1 month
  • 1 Year: $89.99 365 days (non-recurring)
  • Billing
  • Epoch, Netbilling
  • Credit Card 900 #, Online Check

Fucking Robots Review

Freetour offers: Fucking Robots takes the mechanical advantage to a whole new level with complex mechanical fucking machines that will push these horny sluts to the very limits of what their bodies can take. The free tour is basically like any other video website tour you’ll come across. It has all the usual bells and whistles like scene previews complete with thumbnail images, scene descriptions and sample videos. But the most important part of this tour is simply showing you just what these Fucking Robots are. Because I know some of you out there are still scratching your heads. Trust me, at the very least, go and visit the tour to see what the hell is going on!

General impression: I absolutely love the ways girls react to these incredible machines. At first, it starts out gently, but as the girls loosen up, the speed begins to increase. It’s not long before these girls are getting pounded as hard as they’ve ever been by a guy. But then it steps up a notch. These machines are capable of a speed and intensity that no man can match. These Fucking Robots will give these horny sluts the fucking of a lifetime!

Bravo's opinion:  I don’t know about you, but to me, the ideal member’s area is a very simple formula. Simple design, high quality content and lots of it. And that’s exactly what you’ll find when you log into Fucking Machines. There’s a rather nice looking splash image at the top of the page, but other than that, this website is the bare basics. On the main page, you’ll find a menu which will link you to the various areas of the website. From this menu, only 3 of the links will be of any real interest to you. The rest are just links to dating websites and cam sites. The links you will be interested in, however, are the Movies, Pictures and Bonus links.

Below the menu on the main page, you’ll find the 5 latest Fucking Robots videos to have been added to the website as well as links to the rest of the video archive. As far as I can tell, there does not seem to be corresponding image sets for each video. Rather, the pictures and videos are independent of each other.

Picture quality is superb. The resolution is well above standard with images measuring in at an impressive 1200 x 788 pixels in size. The quality of the photography itself is also quite good. But for me, it’s the videos where Fucking Robots really shines.

The newest videos being added to the website come with a few options. Firstly, you can choose between clip format or full length videos. The clips are only available in one format: Windows Media Video (WMV). These videos measure 640 x 480 pixels in size and have a bitrate of over 1Mbps. For full length videos, you’re given the choice between WMV and MPEG. Back in the day, I always found the MPEG videos to be a better quality, but that doesn’t seem to be the case any more. Though the file size of the MPEG video is larger than its WMV counterpart, it’s resolution nor it’s quality can compare. The resolution of the MPEG files is 448 x 336 pixels. The full length WMV are of the same quality level as the clips. Now, the difference between 640 x 480 pixels and 448 x 336 pixels might not seem like very much at first glance. But consider this. 448 x 336 is about 150 thousand pixels. 640 x 480 amounts to over 307 thousand pixels. What this means is that the 640 x 480 pixel resolution videos will take up twice as much space on your screen as the seemingly only slightly smaller 448 x 336 pixel videos. Trust me. The difference is very noticeable. And like I said, I think you also get a better picture quality from the WMV files. The videos just seem sharper and more detailed than the MPEG videos. I’d say don’t bother with the MPEG videos unless your computer has problems playing WMV files. But what are the chances of that?

The Fucking Machines archive is quite simple. For movies, 5 videos are listed on each page. Each has a thumbnail image depicting the scene as well as a text description. Currently (as of November 26 2006), there are 9 full pages as well as a 10th page with one video. This adds up to a grand total of 46 full length scenes. Not bad for an exclusive content website, especially a website with content like this. After all, it’s not like you see this kind of thing every day. There are no dates listed on any of the updates, so it’s difficult to say how often they update. But it’s safe to say that they’re adding a new scene each week.

The picture archive is very similar in layout to the video archive. Currently, there are 11 full pages of updates. Including the gallery on the 12th page, that makes 56 Fucking Machine image galleries. All of the galleries appear to have 36 images, which makes a grand total of over 2 thousand Fucking Machine images. The resolution of the pictures is pretty good. Each measuring at 1200 x 788 pixels.

Last but not least is the bonus access. As well as receiving unlimited access to Fucking Robots, you’ll receive access to a further 18 websites (Massive Access) at no extra cost. You can find a full list of the websites you’ll be receiving access to on the Fucking Machines join page, so I suggest you check it out. There’s everything from teen sex and big cocks to trannies and grannies. There’s even midget porn and one of the weirdest lesbian fem-dom sites I’ve ever come across. Certainly worth checking out.

Conclusion: 74/100
I know there are mechanical sex fans out there and if you’re one of them, you’re going to love this website. The quality of the content is great and the archive is already at a pretty substantial size. The value for money is awesome in my opinion, especially when you take into account all the bonus access. Pretty much everything is above what’s standard whether it be archive size or picture and video resolution. Highly recommended. Enjoy!

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