Fucked Up Handjobs is great for those of you that like a dominant babe to stroke your dick. The girl takes your cock in her hand and she strokes it roughly while calling you names or spitting on your or simply enjoying the look on your face. That's pretty much what this site is about and they have high definition movies to make your balls tingle.
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Content Quality: 18.5 / 20
Quantity/Volume: 16.5 / 20
Updates Frequency: 16.0 / 20
Value for Money: 16.0 / 20
Reviewer Opinion: 15.7 / 20

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Fucked Up Handjobs

Fucked Up Handjobs Review

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Freetour offers: They add a new update every week on Fucked Up Handjobs and when I was checking out the site (early Jan 2010) the most recent update featured a guy with a horse's bit in his mouth and ropes around his chest. He was tied up and gagged and the chick was jerking his cock and delivering a little bit of pain at the same time. That's what they mean by fucked up and they offer high definition trailers and pictures from each of the most recent updates on the tour along with descriptions of the action.

General impression: There are dozens of high quality handjobs sites on the web so it's nice to see someone trying something new. Every scene at Fucked Up Handjobs seems to offer something new, whether it be the bondage theme of the most recent addition or a girl writing all over her man with a marker while he's sleeping they make it fun. Plus, the HD trailers suggest that there's high definition porn in the member's area and I've yet to see many sites that do high definition smut. Let's get inside and see what they have for us.

Bravo's opinion: The last scene was added a week ago and the coming soon box is totally empty where it was once updated with what's coming next. There are 67 scenes at Fucked Up Handjobs and each is full length and downloadable though, so that should be enough porn to keep you entertained. Plus there's a bonus site with hot facials that you should check out.

They list ten scenes per page with a preview picture, a description and links to the content pages. There are high resolution pictures, video captures and movies from each scene. The high resolution pictures are not all that hi-res at 900px but they look good so there's no reason to complain. The vidcaps are 800px and I suppose they're useful for previewing the scene before you decide to download. Given that there are 200-400 per scene and they list 20 per page that's not really a viable option but you can do whatever you'd like.

I go right for the videos since that's where the good action is. Each scene does indeed come in high definition and they look great. The HD is the full length download option. If you're looking for something a little smaller (they're 300-400mb on average) then you can grab the five minutes clips. Each scene is broken down into pieces and each piece comes in two resolutions and two formats. You can choose from WMV or MPEG and I was getting more than 500kb/sec download speeds so you can expect the same if you have a connection fast enough to make it happen.

Many of the scenes at Fucked Up Facials feature a dom/sub aspect to them. There's no whipping or beating of the guys but they're put in a submissive position and essentially made to sit still while the girl has her way. Some are tied up, some are gagged and those that are told to sit still and accept what the lady wants to do follow directions well. One of the first scene stars Jenny Hendrix as a smiling blonde beauty with a rough attitude. She has her man get naked and lie on a table and then she strips off her panties and sits on his face. He must lick that hot pussy and lick it good before she's going to even touch his cock. Then the hot slut with the perky tits grabs his dick and strokes him furiously.

My favorite scene stars the lovely Jaylynn. She's actually one of my favorite pornstars of all time thanks to her exceptional beauty, her sweet smile and her way with a cock. In her scene she straps a guy to a table and slides his dick through a hole in the middle. She ties a string around his sack and the base of his cock and she attaches clothes pins to his balls. Ouch, that shit hurts! She's under the table topless and she's basically milking his cock like a cow's udder. She wanted to prove that she had the skill to get a man off even when he was in pain and uninterested in cumming and she managed to do that very thing.

Not all scenes at Fucked Up Handjobs feature pain, although most do have a dominant aspect. Shy Love is a hot pornstar and she signed up for a scene to show a guy what it's like to be a pornstar. As a frequent receiver of cocks Shy has been spit on, covered in slobber, cummed on and called lots of filthy names. Now she's turning the tables on the guy and treating him like a piece of garbage while giving him sexual pleasure at the same time. Maria Bellucci does a fairly tame scene where she simply gives the guy an aggressive handjob, tugging hard on his cock and ordering him to cum when she demands it.

Members get access to a second site, Fucked Up Facials. This is one of those sites that uses fake cocks to spray the girls with ungodly amounts of cum. It's the kind of porn that you're either into or you think is silly but if it's your thing there are 41 high quality scenes to download. Like the other site it's no longer updated but still there should be enough content across the network to provide you with at least a month's worth of entertainment.

Conclusion: 82.7/100
Fucked Up Handjobs is one of those sites where it's pretty easy to decide if a membership is money well spent. This is basically a dominant handjob site where the girls are bossy, demanding and sometimes into causing pain for the guys. Some of the scenes take place outside that general genre but most don't so if it doesn't interest you then you're not going to like the site. If it sounds like your bag then you should just sign up immediately and download the 30+ handjob videos and browse the hot handjob picture galleries. The bonus site is good if you like fake facials that shoots tons and tons of cum.