Fuck You Paul

Freetour offers: The star of Fuck You Paul is a girl named Mel and she's on a quest to get revenge on her boyfriend for dumping her. The dumping occurred at the end of 2006 and now she's trying to make him jealous by showing what used to be his to anyone willing to pay a small sum. The tour will give you a sampling of the content Mel has prepared for her audience, including previews of most of her picture and video uploads and information on what you can expect inside, including high definition videos.

General impression: From the moment you see Mel, with her spiky hair and defiant demeanor you know she's not the kind of girl that walks a standard path in life. Therefore it's not surprising to find out that she's decided to get naked on the web as a way of getting revenge on her hated boyfriend. It's a boon for those of us that are fans of beautiful young girls, as Mel's 18 year old body is gorgeous and deserving of attention. It's too bad for Paul that he can't get her back now.

Bravo's opinion:  The member's area opens with an image of Mel, clad in black stockings with black fingernail polish, giving her boyfriend the finger. Mel greets you as one of her guys and hopes that you enjoy the content she has provided for you. You're given multiple options for consuming said content, including visiting the photo or video page or reading Mel's blog for her thoughts on love, life and the pursuit of happiness.

I actually began my trip through the member's area on Mel's blog. She generally writes about a photo or video set that has just been uploaded, and she has a gift for titillation. Sometimes she shares her fantasies and as I read them I couldn't help but feel a small flower of arousal growing inside me. It turned out to be a perfect way to introduce myself to this lovely 18 year old model. In addition, the blog is a good way to learn a little about the content sets that Mel provides for her members.

There are two ways to view the photo galleries. First is a Flash based viewer that loads quickly on a broadband connection but has some flaws. You browse the images by scrolling through a strip along the bottom of the gallery and then the picture loads above. You can then click the larger image to see the full sized version, although they're so big that only those with the highest resolution monitors will be able to see the shot without scrolling like crazy.

There's also an Ajax based HTML gallery to browse through, but it too has annoyances. First, they don't provide preview images for any of the galleries. The only hint you get as to the content of each set is a brief text description that most often consists of one word. It's usually not enough to enlighten you as to the content of the set, which means you'll be browsing through each looking for something that turns you on. The second annoyance is that you have to click twice to see the full sized image. First a medium sized image comes up in an overlay and then you have to click that to open a new window and see the big picture.

I appreciate that they want to be on the cutting edge at Fuck You Paul, but in the case of the image galleries it hinders browsing. It takes twice as long as it should to see each image and it's largely unnecessary, considering every other site on the web survives without the technology they're making use of here. That being said, the real question is whether the images are worth it. In my opinion they are, thanks in large part to Mel's hot body. She's a tight teen babe and when she poses in lingerie or a sexy bikini it's worth checking out. However, if you don't dig her slightly alternative look – the spiked hair, etc – then you won't dig the galleries.

The video viewer also employs advanced web technology and in this case it's flawlessly implemented. There are seventeen clips and they're all listed on the same video page. For each there's a brief description and a large preview image (which was sadly missing from the picture galleries). You've given the option of downloading or streaming, and when you click either a small menu drops down presenting the various resolutions. As promised on the tour Mel offers HD video and it looks stunning. The downloads are pretty big, but the server speeds are lighting fast so if you've got a broadband connection you won't have to wait long.

My favorite thing about Fuck You Paul is the hot body of the star, and Mel's videos are all about observing that hot body in the wild, quite literally in fact. Mel has a thing for posing outdoors, and as such the vast majority of her videos take place there. My favorites are when she's at the beach, mostly because I've always been a sucker for the sound of crashing ocean waves. You'll also be able to enjoy three girl-girl videos, although you shouldn't expect anything over the top. The girls are friendly, but they don't go muff diving.

As a member you get access to the official site of Mel's girlfriend, CuteRain. Rain is actually a little better looking than Mel, so it's a big time bonus. Both sites are updated six times a month and Rain's has a slightly larger backlog of content. If you're looking for more bonus content you can check out the simple Flash based games Mel's webmaster has concocted. Try blackjack and if you win you'll be able to reveal a sexy naked picture of Mel. All the games basically end the same way – naked chicks – but there's no reason to complain about that.