Food Bangers
Food Bangers is not your average porn site. I'll bet you don't normally see a guy fucking or a roast chick or someone eating spaghetti off of a girl's pussy. You'll see both of those things here, as well as less bizarre stuff like a chick coated in chocolate syrup and lesbians sucking Jell-O from each other's pussies and assholes. If that sounds good then this is the site for you.
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Food Bangers Review
20-March-2014
Freetour offers: Food Bangers is definitely one of the most bizarre porn sites I've had the privilege of checking out. The tour offers enormous pictures from the most recent updates, and as I'm browsing through it I'm looking at a picture of a guy fucking a roast chicken, a chick eating a spoonful of chili with cum all over it and a chick sucking a guy's dick that's been covered in ketchup. There are plenty of free samples to check out; the only thing that's missing is video previews.
General impression: I'm really not sure what to think about Food Bangers. I've never seen a site like it before and it's pretty wild. It looks like the food is actually a minor addition to most of these scenes, despite the fact that the pictures would have you believe it's the main theme. In some cases, like when they introduce whipped cream into the scene, it's not a major interference. But it's difficult to film a full scene with a guy fucking a roasted chicken. One thing is for sure: I'm very curious to see what the member's area is like.
Bravo's opinion: Although the member's area of Food Bangers looks completely different from the tour it's still easy to use. The main content area is labeled “Featured Series” and it's one of the first links you'll see so it shouldn't be hard to find. There are tons of other links on the member's main page though, so I could see where someone might get distracted or lost. On the right side you'll see the most popular scenes, as determined by how many times they've been downloaded. You'll also find the most recent additions.
Food Bangers is not a big site, but that's not exactly a big surprise. There are fifteen episodes, although only ten of those have both a picture gallery and a video. The other five are just picture galleries. When you visit the content page you'll see ten small preview pictures from each scene along with a description, the name of the stars (if they know the names), and information on the video's run time or the number of pictures. It's a good system and it makes choosing a scene/gallery to view really easy.
The picture galleries are original, high quality shots that show the food fucking in a more exacting way than the videos can manage. The pictures are medium resolution (they should really be bigger) and they load quickly and smoothly. The videos are either high definition or streaming. There are no choices in between, which is a little disappointing. It's great that they provide an HD version of each scene, but it takes a long time to download a 500-600mb file. However, I won't criticize them too much because most sites don't even bother to offer high definition video and they do look fantastic.
I don't want to waste too much time on the technical details though. The most interesting part of Food Bangers is what kind of food they involve in these scenes. The most recent addition (which was nearly three months ago, so don't count on any more of those) features a chick with a jar of honey. She rubs it all over herself and when her man enters her licks it off her titties. There's a scene with a hot chick eating a quesadilla while her man eats her out from behind. They make sure to keep the food in every shot, but it plays a minor role in the scene.
I was most curious to see if the roast chicken from the tour was actually in the member's area and I was pleased to find it among the sets with only a picture gallery. The model and her man are sitting at the table and the chicken is on a plate. The chick picks it up and the guy, who is already hard, steps up to it and slides his cock inside. She holds it in place while he fucks it, thereby making it one of the strangest sex scenes I've ever witnessed. After the chicken fucking she sucks his dick and then he fucks her pussy. While doing so they have a little chicken, thereby involving the food even further.
Spaghetti makes a big appearance in one of the scenes as it's draped all over the girl's pussy and the guy's cock while they go down on each other. They keep it away for the actual fucking, but that's just being smart. In another scene the guy cums inside the girl and she lets it all leak out onto a tasty donut. Once it's out of her pussy she takes a big bite of the cum covered pastry. The hottest scene is the one that features two chicks rubbing Jell-O all over each other. It's especially sexy when they rub it into each other's assholes and suck it out. It's so dirty I can barely wrap my head around it.
Food Bangers is an admittedly small site and it's not likely to grow anytime soon. However, I'd be surprised if there were more than a handful of sites on the web that produced food fucking content like this one and produced as much of it. It's a tiny niche. To make sure that you never run out of wonderful content they provide you with a cache of bonus videos that will stun you with its size.
General impression: I'm really not sure what to think about Food Bangers. I've never seen a site like it before and it's pretty wild. It looks like the food is actually a minor addition to most of these scenes, despite the fact that the pictures would have you believe it's the main theme. In some cases, like when they introduce whipped cream into the scene, it's not a major interference. But it's difficult to film a full scene with a guy fucking a roasted chicken. One thing is for sure: I'm very curious to see what the member's area is like.
Bravo's opinion: Although the member's area of Food Bangers looks completely different from the tour it's still easy to use. The main content area is labeled “Featured Series” and it's one of the first links you'll see so it shouldn't be hard to find. There are tons of other links on the member's main page though, so I could see where someone might get distracted or lost. On the right side you'll see the most popular scenes, as determined by how many times they've been downloaded. You'll also find the most recent additions.
Food Bangers is not a big site, but that's not exactly a big surprise. There are fifteen episodes, although only ten of those have both a picture gallery and a video. The other five are just picture galleries. When you visit the content page you'll see ten small preview pictures from each scene along with a description, the name of the stars (if they know the names), and information on the video's run time or the number of pictures. It's a good system and it makes choosing a scene/gallery to view really easy.
The picture galleries are original, high quality shots that show the food fucking in a more exacting way than the videos can manage. The pictures are medium resolution (they should really be bigger) and they load quickly and smoothly. The videos are either high definition or streaming. There are no choices in between, which is a little disappointing. It's great that they provide an HD version of each scene, but it takes a long time to download a 500-600mb file. However, I won't criticize them too much because most sites don't even bother to offer high definition video and they do look fantastic.
I don't want to waste too much time on the technical details though. The most interesting part of Food Bangers is what kind of food they involve in these scenes. The most recent addition (which was nearly three months ago, so don't count on any more of those) features a chick with a jar of honey. She rubs it all over herself and when her man enters her licks it off her titties. There's a scene with a hot chick eating a quesadilla while her man eats her out from behind. They make sure to keep the food in every shot, but it plays a minor role in the scene.
I was most curious to see if the roast chicken from the tour was actually in the member's area and I was pleased to find it among the sets with only a picture gallery. The model and her man are sitting at the table and the chicken is on a plate. The chick picks it up and the guy, who is already hard, steps up to it and slides his cock inside. She holds it in place while he fucks it, thereby making it one of the strangest sex scenes I've ever witnessed. After the chicken fucking she sucks his dick and then he fucks her pussy. While doing so they have a little chicken, thereby involving the food even further.
Spaghetti makes a big appearance in one of the scenes as it's draped all over the girl's pussy and the guy's cock while they go down on each other. They keep it away for the actual fucking, but that's just being smart. In another scene the guy cums inside the girl and she lets it all leak out onto a tasty donut. Once it's out of her pussy she takes a big bite of the cum covered pastry. The hottest scene is the one that features two chicks rubbing Jell-O all over each other. It's especially sexy when they rub it into each other's assholes and suck it out. It's so dirty I can barely wrap my head around it.
Food Bangers is an admittedly small site and it's not likely to grow anytime soon. However, I'd be surprised if there were more than a handful of sites on the web that produced food fucking content like this one and produced as much of it. It's a tiny niche. To make sure that you never run out of wonderful content they provide you with a cache of bonus videos that will stun you with its size.
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Conclusion 79/100
Food Bangers is a strange site. For the first time in my life I can say that I've seen a man fuck a roast chicken and strangely enough I can say that it wasn't a big turn off. Instead it was pretty hot, especially since there was a beautiful chick waiting to suck his dick as soon as he was done with the chicken. The videos are downloadable in high definition and the picture galleries are beautiful. There are only 12 movies and 17 picture sets, but it's likely more than you're going to find anywhere else.
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