According to the dictionary, contortion is “the act of twisting or deforming the shape of something” (e.g., yourself). At the Contortionist, this concept is applied on gorgeous pornstar babes and amateur girls so that horny studs can fuck them in incredible and bizarre positions before covering them with a flood of man juice.
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  • Content Quality: 18.0 / 20
  • Quantity/Volume: 15.0 / 20
  • Updates Frequency: 15.0 / 20
  • Value for Money: 15.0 / 20
  • Reviewer Opinion: 18.0 / 20

Contortionist Site Facts

  • Pictures
  • 24 Galleries
  • ZIP Files: Yes
  • Videos
  • 24 Galleries
  • 1280x720 pixels Windows 2500 Kbps (downloadable)
  • 1280x720 pixels Quicktime 4400 Kbps (downloadable)
  • 720x548 pixels Flash 0 Kbps
  • Full Scenes: Yes
  • Multi-Bandwidth: Yes
  • Video Captures: Yes
  • DRM: No
  • Exclusive
  • All content is exclusive
  • Updates
  • Be-weekly
  • Cost
  • Trial: $1.00 3 Days, recurs $38.80/mo
  • Monthly: $38.80 30 days
  • Multi-Mo: $58.80 3 Months
  • 1 Year: $95.76 $7.98 per month
  • Billing
  • Epoch, Local Billing
  • Credit Card 900 #, Online Check

Contortionist Review

The Contortionist is not a new site any longer, having launched in August of 2008, but the library still feels that way. Updates have had a bad tendency towards randomness, though they’re averaging around an update a month right now. That means there are just 24 hardcore sex movies and photo galleries for surfers at this time.

What is here is going to call your attention. I’ve watched some strange French circuses and even those acrobatic professionals would be hard pressed to bend their bodies into such incredible positions and get fucked hard and raw at the same time. Babes like Audreanna Angel and Miley Ann have their legs spread wide open and filled with a thick cock, bend their bodies in strange arcs and get their throats fucked until they gag and then take messy cumshots on their pretty faces.

Movies run around 30 minutes long from start to finish and are exclusive to the site. You can download any of them in 720p HD Windows Media or HD QuickTime formats. These are large, crisp and truly exceptional in quality. A Flash video player permits streaming of any movie instantly online, though it is a progressive stream - this means you cannot skip ahead in the film until it’s downloaded up to that point of the video. Additionally surfers can grab any scene as a series of 6-minute long clips in Windows Media format, a great option for those with slower connections or that want to cherry pick moments in the videos.

The regular-res photo galleries that come with each scene contain pretty much the same array of action and positions. You can browse through the pictures online or download them in a zip file. Members also get free and total access to the rest of the Reality Gang network of 35+ reality sites. They include Big Sausage Pizza, Cheerleader Tryouts, Right Off The Boat and Big Tit Bangers.

Conclusion: 81/100
Though the flexible babes getting fucked and slathered in cum won’t last forever, the ample amount of bonus material makes the site more than worthwhile. The HD downloads and pornstar cast should be enough to push those of you on the fence firmly towards making a good decision.

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