Bums In Action
No, not those kinds of bums. Not the deliciously smooth and tight bums that belong to sexy models, but the kind of bums who get thrown out of shopping malls and who hang around on street corners. Though here I suspect they are Russian bums who would never get any kind of work anywhere else. This really is one for the Ugly Agency to check out.
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Bums In Action Review
16-October-2009
Maybe they ran out of bums in the Ukraine or wherever this lot was filmed as there are only 25 episodes, and none have been added since 2005, according to the ‘recent’ updates page. There was no news on the upcoming updates page either and no dates with the actual content. So don’t expect any more. And would you want to see any more? Certainly, if you’re up for some of the ugliest, dirtiest, least attractive and most smelly looking models you can imagine. It’s a very small niche this one, I imagine, and you probably won’t find this kind of content in many other places. So in that respect it’s good, but in other respects it’s bad.
What’s bad? Well, not the content as that is exactly what is promised on the tour. But the quality of content hasn’t moved on in the last five years, at least not at this site. We’re still back there down at resolutions at 540kbps @ 320 x 240, and that’s the higher one of your two choices! You only have clips to view and the lower quality one is unwatchable. The higher quality one won’t survive at full screen so you’re left peering into your monitor and wondering what on earth is going on. The models are very dodgy and unattractive which is actually fine as that’s what you came in to see.
The galleries are much better than the videos. I found good numbers, with images opening at 768 x 1024 in size. Even the very first gallery was at 800 x 600 and the images were clear. You will be able to see how horrible your main models are this way and the fact that they are filmed in the most unlikely of locations also adds to the appeal of the site. There are a lot of outdoor locations here, some inside scraggy old caravans and run down buildings too. The whole thing reeks of trash, which is exactly what it is intending to do.
But you’re still not going to take too long to look through your clips and pics, so what else is there for your money? Well, there are 25 bonus sites and many of these are updating more regularly. They cover all kinds of hot sex from teens to Milfs, but you’re going to find them a real shock after Bums In Action, because the models are clean and pretty, young and sexy. Each bonus site opens in the same window so you don’t get lost and they are all neatly arranged on the one page. Basically, when you've signed up and logged in, you can go anywhere in the network really easily.
And that includes going to the ‘reality sites’ which are actually third party feed sites, arranged in 16 categories. This is non-exclusive entertainment but its still very horny and entertaining! Check the DVD area for more movies arranged in themes and there are even some online games to play if you want.
And hey, don’t forget to get interactive. You can comment on the movies here. I loved the one I found that said ‘shit movie.’ Yes I agreed, but then it’s meant to be isn’t it?
What’s bad? Well, not the content as that is exactly what is promised on the tour. But the quality of content hasn’t moved on in the last five years, at least not at this site. We’re still back there down at resolutions at 540kbps @ 320 x 240, and that’s the higher one of your two choices! You only have clips to view and the lower quality one is unwatchable. The higher quality one won’t survive at full screen so you’re left peering into your monitor and wondering what on earth is going on. The models are very dodgy and unattractive which is actually fine as that’s what you came in to see.
The galleries are much better than the videos. I found good numbers, with images opening at 768 x 1024 in size. Even the very first gallery was at 800 x 600 and the images were clear. You will be able to see how horrible your main models are this way and the fact that they are filmed in the most unlikely of locations also adds to the appeal of the site. There are a lot of outdoor locations here, some inside scraggy old caravans and run down buildings too. The whole thing reeks of trash, which is exactly what it is intending to do.
But you’re still not going to take too long to look through your clips and pics, so what else is there for your money? Well, there are 25 bonus sites and many of these are updating more regularly. They cover all kinds of hot sex from teens to Milfs, but you’re going to find them a real shock after Bums In Action, because the models are clean and pretty, young and sexy. Each bonus site opens in the same window so you don’t get lost and they are all neatly arranged on the one page. Basically, when you've signed up and logged in, you can go anywhere in the network really easily.
And that includes going to the ‘reality sites’ which are actually third party feed sites, arranged in 16 categories. This is non-exclusive entertainment but its still very horny and entertaining! Check the DVD area for more movies arranged in themes and there are even some online games to play if you want.
And hey, don’t forget to get interactive. You can comment on the movies here. I loved the one I found that said ‘shit movie.’ Yes I agreed, but then it’s meant to be isn’t it?
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Conclusion 70/100
Well, what an experience that was! Ok, so it’s a very small niche and unusual content to provide, but Bums In Action gives you a rare chance to see grumpy old men (and women) getting it on is crusty locations. There’s not much to it and it’s not been updated for four years (!) but you can access lots of extras and bonus sites; so if you’re after all kinds of porn and are curious about the ‘bums’, you've got nothing lose by signing up here.
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