Blow Patrol
The girls are pulled by a pair of bogus dudes with fake police badges. The ladies look scared and when the cops tell them they can get out of their punishment by sucking dick the girls are always willing to do it. The blowjobs are what this site is all about and they're tremendous. Rarely have I seen such talented and passionate cocksuckers at work.
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Blow Patrol Review
17-February-2009
Freetour offers: Blow Patrol is supposed to be about two guys pretending to be cops. They cite the ladies for some bullshit illegality and when the girls ask if there's anything they can do to get out of it the guys say that they can suck some cock and they'll probably be let go. It's patently absurd, of course, but the site is filled with videos of hot chicks sucking cock, as is the tour. The show free trailers from some of the most popular updates and the girls are really good looking, which bodes well for the member's area.
General impression: Of all the filmed sex acts a blowjob is my favorite. I especially like it when a pretty girl is giving the blowjob. The videos at Blow Patrol are filmed POV style so you're pretty much looking at the pretty girl giving head for the full scene. That means the ladies better be gorgeous and luckily they're quite good looking here. The setup is really silly and not all that amusing, but if it results in hot blowjobs then I'm just fine with it.
Bravo's opinion: “Excuse me ma'am, you're going to have to come with me.” That's the refrain that opens most of the scenes at Blow Patrol and like good citizens the girls always go with the guy holding the badge, even though he's not wearing a uniform and he's with a guy who's holding a camera. If you're joining the site because you're interested in the crafty police officer sham then you're probably mentally disabled. If you're joining because you want to see hot chicks giving blowjobs then you've come to the right place.
You won't be seeing too many blowjobs though, because they only produced 19 episodes. The last one was added roughly 13 months ago, so I think it's safe to declare the site dead at this point. I've got a little secret for you though: the site wasn't built to keep you entertained with their blowjob videos. It was built to get you to join one of the largest DVD download networks on the web with more than 13,000 scenes, 1,000 of which feature chicks sucking cock. That's not what I'm reviewing at the moment so I'll talk more about that later.
The episodes are listed six to a page over four pages and for each there are 10 preview pictures and a description. Click the play scene or view photos link and you're only seconds away from seeing hot porn. The photos are actually screen captures, and as such they leave something to be desired. I would recommend using them like a trailer. Just check out what the girl looks like in close up and see if she gives good head before downloading the video.
The movies are really nice and they're the best reason to join. They stream in an embedded Flash player and it works great. When you click play the video loads almost instantly and you can fast forward really easily. It's nothing like the old Windows Media Player streams that were so ineffective and poorly designed. They haven't broken the scenes into multiple downloadable parts so it's a full length clip or nothing at all. They come in three resolutions though, so you can choose based on your connection speed. The lowest is 320x240 and it's actually intended for iPods and PSPs. The middle is a 480x360 WMV and the highest is a 576x432 AVI. It doesn't sound like much of an upgrade over the WMV but it's actually much better looking.
They're more dedicated to the concept of Blow Patrol than I thought they would be. Each scene begins with the girl getting arrested (and sometimes frisked), although the guy is usually wearing jeans and a t-shirt so it seems a little stupid. They dutifully act out the plot where the guy says she can get out of trouble if she'll agree to give him a blowjob. She does just that and soon his cock is down her throat and she's moaning and drooling all over him. Some of the blowjobs take place in the back of their “squad car” and some in what looks like a cheap motel room.
My favorite BJ is courtesy of Lexi and it comes in episode 15. She was sitting in a parked car when they approached and told her that she was in trouble for some inane reason. She looked suitably nervous when they flashed the badge and got out of the car so they could frisk her. A few minutes later she's in the back of their car and she's lifting her shirt up to show off an amazing pair of tits that have no need for a bra. Her blowjob is my favorite because she's really beautiful, has perfect tits and because she gives great head. She sucks and strokes the thick meat of her arresting officer and then he cums on those lovely tits.
The bonus DVD content that I mentioned is the real reason this site exists. They built Blow Patrol as a way of getting people into all that content. When you first join you might not know anything about it, but when you see there are so many scenes for download there's a good chance you're going to keep your membership active for quite some time. There's nothing nefarious about it though; there are 13,000 full length, downloadable scenes pulled from DVDs and they're all yours as a member. You pay $25 a month and get access to an unbelievable amount of content. It's a phenomenal deal for you.
General impression: Of all the filmed sex acts a blowjob is my favorite. I especially like it when a pretty girl is giving the blowjob. The videos at Blow Patrol are filmed POV style so you're pretty much looking at the pretty girl giving head for the full scene. That means the ladies better be gorgeous and luckily they're quite good looking here. The setup is really silly and not all that amusing, but if it results in hot blowjobs then I'm just fine with it.
Bravo's opinion: “Excuse me ma'am, you're going to have to come with me.” That's the refrain that opens most of the scenes at Blow Patrol and like good citizens the girls always go with the guy holding the badge, even though he's not wearing a uniform and he's with a guy who's holding a camera. If you're joining the site because you're interested in the crafty police officer sham then you're probably mentally disabled. If you're joining because you want to see hot chicks giving blowjobs then you've come to the right place.
You won't be seeing too many blowjobs though, because they only produced 19 episodes. The last one was added roughly 13 months ago, so I think it's safe to declare the site dead at this point. I've got a little secret for you though: the site wasn't built to keep you entertained with their blowjob videos. It was built to get you to join one of the largest DVD download networks on the web with more than 13,000 scenes, 1,000 of which feature chicks sucking cock. That's not what I'm reviewing at the moment so I'll talk more about that later.
The episodes are listed six to a page over four pages and for each there are 10 preview pictures and a description. Click the play scene or view photos link and you're only seconds away from seeing hot porn. The photos are actually screen captures, and as such they leave something to be desired. I would recommend using them like a trailer. Just check out what the girl looks like in close up and see if she gives good head before downloading the video.
The movies are really nice and they're the best reason to join. They stream in an embedded Flash player and it works great. When you click play the video loads almost instantly and you can fast forward really easily. It's nothing like the old Windows Media Player streams that were so ineffective and poorly designed. They haven't broken the scenes into multiple downloadable parts so it's a full length clip or nothing at all. They come in three resolutions though, so you can choose based on your connection speed. The lowest is 320x240 and it's actually intended for iPods and PSPs. The middle is a 480x360 WMV and the highest is a 576x432 AVI. It doesn't sound like much of an upgrade over the WMV but it's actually much better looking.
They're more dedicated to the concept of Blow Patrol than I thought they would be. Each scene begins with the girl getting arrested (and sometimes frisked), although the guy is usually wearing jeans and a t-shirt so it seems a little stupid. They dutifully act out the plot where the guy says she can get out of trouble if she'll agree to give him a blowjob. She does just that and soon his cock is down her throat and she's moaning and drooling all over him. Some of the blowjobs take place in the back of their “squad car” and some in what looks like a cheap motel room.
My favorite BJ is courtesy of Lexi and it comes in episode 15. She was sitting in a parked car when they approached and told her that she was in trouble for some inane reason. She looked suitably nervous when they flashed the badge and got out of the car so they could frisk her. A few minutes later she's in the back of their car and she's lifting her shirt up to show off an amazing pair of tits that have no need for a bra. Her blowjob is my favorite because she's really beautiful, has perfect tits and because she gives great head. She sucks and strokes the thick meat of her arresting officer and then he cums on those lovely tits.
The bonus DVD content that I mentioned is the real reason this site exists. They built Blow Patrol as a way of getting people into all that content. When you first join you might not know anything about it, but when you see there are so many scenes for download there's a good chance you're going to keep your membership active for quite some time. There's nothing nefarious about it though; there are 13,000 full length, downloadable scenes pulled from DVDs and they're all yours as a member. You pay $25 a month and get access to an unbelievable amount of content. It's a phenomenal deal for you.
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Conclusion 74/100
Blow Patrol has a silly premise but they've deliver a good collection of cocksucking videos. It's a small collection with only 19 scenes, but that's really just the beginning of what your membership entails. Those scenes are good and when you've downloaded them all you can turn to the bonus content, which has 1,000 full length scenes featuring hotties sucking cock and another 12,000 featuring hotties doing a variety of other things. That's a pretty good deal, isn't it? I think it's well worth the membership fee.
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